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I sell propane and propane accessories.



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The Intimidator
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
Self-Certified in nearly anything imaginable, I have yet to navigate a aircraft through mountains at a low altitude though. I plan to to do that at age 72 though.

Get your new truck during truck month starting in Trucktober extending through Truckvember.
You won't see a sale this big again until next Truckuary or Truarch.
Better act now.

I enjoy soda, lots and lots of soda, not diet soda though... that stuff is jacked up higher than a Chevrolet Silverado with a 10 inch lift kit.

West Alabama born n' raised, in the jail cell is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, relaxin' all cool, shootin' some badgers outside the school, when a couple of guys up to some good started jackin' up my neighborhood. I shot one little cop and the police got scared and I moved with my auntie and uncle in that trailerpark across from the tracks. (didn't rhyme... darn)

Wood paneling, yo this is bad, sippin' Pabst Blue Ribbon out of a plastic champagne glass, is this what the folks of the deep south live like? Hmm, this might be alright. (that was the best part.)

I shot a couple squirrels and when the huntin' dog came near, he had fur and squirrel guts stuck to his ear. His dog tag said "Earl" and the lice in his beer. If anything I'd say this dog was rare, but yo bo, kick it to the trailer!

I drove up to the trailer about 7 or 8, yelled to the huntin' dog; "Yo Bo, smell ya later" I looked at my rotting 6-wheeled abode, I was finally there to sit on my shitty porch as the king of the lawn chair.

There, here's a really shitty poem that I just made up based on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme.

  • Listening to: Waylon Jennings
  • Reading: AMURIKA
  • Watching: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
  • Playing: Forza Motorsport 4
  • Eating: seven
  • Drinking: Mountain Dew

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You knew GM's recalling the Cobalt, right?
:rofl: Your freaking icon...! XD
unbelievers Apr 9, 2014  New member
is your icon what i think it is
MrFlibble2011 Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You sir are a beast!!!
Someone posted one of your pictures on a Facebook pony page. Just thought you'd like to know.
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