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Rainbows by The-Intimidator
Rainbows
Ever wonder where rainbows come from? Well, now you know.
Back around 300 bacon-waffle crispy days ago, a burly man by the name of Ted McAnderson developed a magical vessel called the "Pink Universal Sanctioning Station Yacht". In this wonderous vessel, Ted sailed around the world's vast open seas in search for the special tool. The special tool was one many did not know of, only those who knew the phrase could use the tool. Luckily for Ted, he was one of those fellas.

Ted ventured around for months in search of the special tool. He sailed night and day and hour by hour with all the determination and might of JOHN CENA to find the tool. Ted was becoming weary and distraught that he could not even come close to the findings that would lead him to the special tool... it was almost as his determination had acted like a suspension system for a old, decrepit 1970's Chevy van and sagged to the ground beneath his hollow, worn boots.

Ted had officially given up and docked his PUSSY near shore. He began to walk toward the broken down ol' seaman's shack near the lit up boardwalk filled with the luminescence of the night. Ted saw something out of the corner of his eye... something he had not seen in many ages.
Ted flipped up his faded eye patch (You know, 'cause he's a PIRATE) and slowly pulled his eyelids apart to view the majesty that was a beam of light emitting in the sky above the pier. 

Ted knew it. He finally knew it! He ran like Sonic to his PUSSY and set a course for the light. It was full steam ahead as the PUSSY cut through waters untraveled by any seaman since the beginning of time. The light grew stronger as Ted came closer...
The PUSSY was now turning a massive 40 knots (46 miles an hour for you non-seaworthy fags) and barreling to his destination.

Ted saw it! The beginning of the light was right in front of his massive PUSSY as he slowed it down. He pulled her to shore as fast as he could and jumped over the side running up the small hill separating him from his destiny.

His eyes peered over the hill as he ran closer and closer... It was there. His whole life in front of his eyes... Everything he was searching for... He found it. He had found the booty.

The booty was a round, shapely thing. Very firm and tight as it gleamed every inch of the nigh sky from it's valuable cheeks. Ted couldn't believe it... The special tool was right in front of him emitting the brightest rainbow the world has ever known. Ted walked up to the booty in fear of rejection... but he muttered out the phrase and waited.

Ted leaned over the booty and said "give me the..." right in the cheek of the booty. He waited once more as the booty replied "booty". The connection was immense and Ted could now die in happiness. 
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Hairdryer by The-Intimidator
Hairdryer
Well, we were awake all night and had the TV on the whole time... So, when the late night shows went off the air, this show named "Peppa Pig" came on... In very little time, I realized they look like hairdryers except 420x uglier, so I made this.
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WE DO *NOT* GIVE PERMISSION FOR PICTURES TO BE POSTED OR SHARED ANYWHERE WITHOUT CONSENT. THESE ARE FOR DEVIANTART ONLY AND THE WATERMARK EXISTS FOR THAT REASON.

SHARED ACCOUNT: I photograph my girlfriend. We both upload the pics. I also do traditional and digital drawings.
NOTE: We do dress up and tease shots and are not into bondage. We mainly do a "theme" and shoot it. No BDSM or tied up stuff.

Also, we are both 19 years of age.

Self-Certified in nearly anything imaginable, I have yet to navigate a aircraft through mountains at a low altitude though. I plan to to do that at age 72 though.

Get your new truck during truck month starting in Trucktober extending through Truckvember.
You won't see a sale this big again until next Truckuary or Truarch.
Better act now.

I enjoy soda, lots and lots of soda, not diet soda though... that stuff is jacked up higher than a Chevrolet Silverado with a 10 inch lift kit.
Interests
"JDM on a Civic" Parody of Dierks Bentley's "Drunk on a Plane"

It took two hours to remove
A couple back seats all fastened and glued
I couldn't keep up so I yanked it on out
It's JDM, no doubt

I bet the 'vette at the stoplight thought I was crazy
'Cause I revved my engine with him right beside me
Now I've left smoke fillin' up the air
Who knew bein' JDM was so rare

Buyin' turbos for everybody 
But the Supras, it's a party
Got this JDM Civic rockin' that 1.6
Acura Integra is somethin' sexy
Leanin' Camber is a bit risky
Sittin' there runnin' a rich condition
Started boostin' now he's shiftin'
Slammin' gears past the crowds
RPM's so high, they'll never come down
I'll pass anything to switch my lane
They all know why I don't need to complain

I had this 97' Civic in the body shop forever
I'd take that Civic on a drive to remember
I feel like I'm in Japan driftin' with the E-brake
So hey, I'll get every part I can take

Buyin' turbos for everybody 
But the Supras, it's a party
Got this JDM Civic rockin' that 1.6
Acura Integra is somethin' sexy
Leanin' Camber is a bit risky
Sittin' there runnin' a rich condition
Started boostin' now he's shiftin'
Slammin' gears past the crowds
RPM's so high, they'll never come down
I'll pass anything to switch my lane
They all know why I don't need to complain

On my way to the finish line I'll shift er' into 5th gear
So I can feel the VTEC shake my side-view mirror
And when I win I'll bring er' to redline and disappear
'Cause hey, I'm grabbin' a beer

Buyin' turbos for everybody 
But the Supras, it's a party
Got this JDM Civic rockin' that 1.6
Acura Integra is somethin' sexy
Leanin' Camber is a bit risky
Sittin' there runnin' a rich condition
Started boostin' now he's shiftin'
Slammin' gears past the crowds
RPM's so high, they'll never come down
I'll pass anything to switch my lane
They all know why I don't need to complain

I'm gettin' JDM parts
I might be broke
But that's okay
'Cause right now
I'm drivin' away
  • Listening to: Raven hitting VTEC
  • Reading: VTEC instruction manual
  • Watching: Civics bringin' er' to redline
  • Playing: VTEC: When the clutch drops
  • Eating: DOHC
  • Drinking: Magic VTEC oil

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fum316 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Can I offer a friendly suggestion?
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The-Intimidator Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Suggestions are always welcome. Go for it, buddy.
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fum316 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Student General Artist
Well, I notice that you use a lot of teases, boudoir artistic nude.  But I was wondering why not try other forms of photography?   You know explore your talents.  It might even help you with your problems.
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The-Intimidator Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
We did start using the watermark just in case of another similar occurrence like the one in the past. 
I've honestly never taken many pictures before my girlfriend came to live with me and we started taking pictures for Deviantart. I mean, I'd take pictures of things but never really get around enough to take other artistic photographs.
If I didn't go to school during the day when it's light out and I could get around more, we'd probably do more than just take pictures in our room... But as of now, I don't get home until late and it's always dark.

I appreciate it though, if we ever get a chance to take photographs of something different, I'd give it a shot.
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NegativePurity Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
A VF profile by vampirefreaks.com/KillerPussy is using your photos on what I will assume is a false profile, this took some serious searching on my part to find your DA.
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